10 Iconic Quotes from Monty Python and the Holy Grail That Will Make You Laugh

It’s just a flesh wound!

We’re not a very good team.

Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelt of elderberries!

Bring out your dead!

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I am your king!

I fart in your general direction!

This is no ordinary rabbit!

Run away!

We come in search of the Holy Grail.

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

A witch! A witch!

It’s only a model.

King Arthur, King of the Britons!

I didn’t know we had a king.

We are the knights who say… Ni!

Your knights are in another castle!

What’s the velocity of a laden swallow?

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

He’s armed!

First, you must buy a shrubbery!

We’ve got a lot of work to do!

I can’t comprehend the level of your stupidity!

It’s a silly place.

I can’t believe you just said that!

The quest for the Holy Grail is a serious matter.

I – am a loony!

A shrubbery, a shrubbery!

Sir Robin ran away!

Camelot! Camelot! It’s only a model!

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Just a flesh wound, I tell you!

The Knights Who Say Ni have a very strict set of rules!

Grail-shaped like a…umm…nothing!

I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe!

Pah! You’re all peasants!

We are the Knights Who Say Ni!

I was never a knight!

Sir Bedevere, the wise!

It’s a good day to die!

She turned me into a newt!

We demand a sacrifice!

If you’ll not be needing it…

You can’t cross a bridge without a proper question!

To the Castle Aaargh!

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