Inner peace: because punching people is frowned upon.
Meditation: my favorite way to avoid adulting.
Why chase your dreams when you can take a nap instead?
Finding inner peace is just my excuse for having a permanent vacation.
Inner peace is realizing that my inner child is a complete weirdo.
If I ignore my problems long enough, will they go away? Asking for inner peace.
Meditation: the art of sitting still while the world is on fire.
Searching for inner peace and snacksboth are equally important.
Ive reached a new level of inner peace: I now care only about pizza.
I tried to find inner peace, but I got lost in Netflix instead.
Finding inner peace is great, but can it help me find my keys?
Zen is just a fancy word for ‘I’m not dealing with that right now.’
Inner peace is just my way of saying, ‘Im too tired to argue.’
I thought I found inner peace, but it turned out to be my couch.
All I need for inner peace is a donut and a good Wi-Fi signal.
Can inner peace come with a side of fries?
My inner peace is currently in a long-distance relationship with reality.
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I prefer cookies for inner peace.
I would meditate more, but my cat has other plans.
Inner peace: your alarm clock doesnt exist in this realm.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, which is kind of the same thing.
When in doubt, meditate it outor just take a nap.
I meditate, but my mind keeps bringing snacks to the party.
Embrace your inner peace… just not too tightly; it might need room to breathe.
Inner peace is like Wi-Fi: you don’t realize how much you need it until it’s gone.
If finding inner peace was easy, it would be called a nap.
Yoga pants: the official uniform of inner peace seekers.
Im on a quest for inner peace, but my couch keeps calling me back.
Did you hear? Inner peace now comes with extra cheese.
My definition of inner peace? Not having to share my snacks.
Just breathing and existing while obsessively thinking of tacos.
Finding inner peace is like trying to find a non-sticky bun at a BBQ.
I tried yoga for inner peace; now I just have back pain and confusion.
Inner peace: where worries go to take a permanent vacation.
I won the battle for inner peaceuntil someone mentioned work.
To find inner peace, just follow the sound of laughter or pizza delivery.
Inner peace: when your biggest worry is deciding between tea or coffee.
True inner peace is being able to ignore your alarm clock until noon.
If inner peace came with a manual, Id still probably misplace it.
Meditation is just zoning out without feeling guilty kind of like scrolling.
Inner peace is a daily struggle; snacks make it much easier.
On the path to inner peace, I frequently detour to the snack aisle.
Is inner peace just another name for my cats naptime?
Why pursue inner peace when the sofa has all the answers?
My inner peace is like my Wi-Fi: occasionally drops out, but I still need it!