Just keep your head in the game, and remember: its all about the hustle, boys!
You cant make a living if youre too busy making a mess!
Lifes a box of shit; you just gotta figure out how to sell the pieces.
Im not just a pretty face; Im also a tactical genius!
In this world, youve got to be as slippery as a wet fish.
You think Im a loser? Well, Im just a winner who hasnt won yet!
Sometimes you gotta break a few rules to make an omelette, you know?
Every days a new opportunity to make the same mistakes.
Why chase dreams when you can steal them?
Success is just failure that got a better press agent.
If life gives you lemons, you make a killer lemonade stand!
Whats a little crime between friends, anyway?
When the going gets tough, the tough start scheming!
Money cant buy happiness, but it can buy a sweet ride.
Im not a bad guy; I just make questionable life choices.
Some days you eat the bear; some days the bear eats you.
Always remember: Its not about the destination, its about the free drinks!
You cant catch a break if you keep stepping on rakes!
Every genius has a little madness; thats just part of the charm!
Sometimes you gotta think outside the trailer!
Love is great, but have you tried a good bottle of rum?
Keep your friends close and your stolen goods closer.
Lifes too short to worry about the small stuffunless its cash!
Failure is just success in disguise wearing a bad wig.
Never underestimate the power of a well-timed distraction.
If you dont risk anything, you risk even more!
You can take the boy out of the trailer, but you cant take the trailer out of the boy.
Plans are just dreams that wear a tie.
A wise man once said nothing; he was too busy making a deal.
Behind every successful plan is a trail of bad decisions.
Good intentions pave the way to the trailer lot!
In the game of life, always play your wild card!
Boys will be boys, especially if theres a scheme involved.
Success tastes a lot like pizza; everyone wants a slice!
With great risk comes an even greater adventure!
Every setback is just an opportunity in disguise, wearing clown shoes!
You cant pull the wool over my eyes; I already traded it for cash.
Sometimes the best plans are just the least thought-out ones.
If you cant dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit!
Sometimes you gotta let the chaos take the wheel!
Lifes too short to play it safe; go ruin something!
A trailer is just a house with a view of opportunity!
Dream big, steal bigger!
Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate.
Adventure awaits around every cornerjust watch out for cops!