Laughter is just a sigh of relief from all the chaos of life.
I told my therapist about my fears she said, ‘You’re probably just a comedian waiting to be discovered.’
If you cant laugh at yourself, call me Ill do it for you.
I started a new diet I only eat food that makes me laugh.
Life is too short to be serious. Unless youre a comedian, then its your job.
Comedy is just tragedy with a punchline.
I wanted to be a stand-up comedian, but I kept falling down.
Why did the comedian bring a ladder? To reach new heights in humor!
If we cant laugh at our problems, they win!
My biggest fear? Running out of jokes before the wifi runs out.
A day without laughter is like a day without coffee unthinkable!
Im on a seafood diet I see food and I tell a joke about it.
Behind every acclaimed comedian is a family that never stops laughing or cringing.
I don’t do stand-up; I do sitting down and hoping for laughter.
Want to hear a joke about construction? Im still working on it.
Jokes are like onions they make you cry if you peel them wrong.
The secret to a great joke? Timing and a little bit of chaos.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Im not so sure.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like my jokes!
Comedy: when laughter is the only sensible response to nonsense.
Some days Im a comedian; other days, Im just a clown in disguise.
I asked my reflection for advice. It just laughed and told me to try harder.
My jokes are like a fine wine sometimes they just need a little time to breathe.
A comedian’s job is to find the funny in the mundane.
If laughter is the best medicine, then Im a licensed pharmacist.
The key to comedy? Keep it real, then twist it into something ridiculous!
I tried being normal once worst two minutes of my life.
My favorite exercise? Running late and laughing at myself!
Comedy: proof that even chaos can be crafted into an art form.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my stand-up show!
When life gives you lemons, make a hilarious cocktail!
They say money cant buy happiness but it can buy a good laugh.
Im not arguing; Im merely explaining why I’m right with a joke.
A good punchline is like a good friend it knows exactly when to show up.
I tried to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn’t like it.
Lifes a stage, and Im just here trying not to trip over the props.
Why dont comedians use calendars? They prefer to live in the moment!
If laughter is contagious, Im here to start an epidemic.
Sometimes my thoughts are like bad jokescharming but totally misplaced.
I wish I could be a stand-up comedian, but my life is more of a sit-down routine.
The hardest part of being funny? Making sure no one takes you too seriously.
I asked for a raise, and my boss just gave me a joke book.
Ever feel like you’re just a punchline in someone else’s joke?
Laughter: the universal language of people who refuse to grow up.
Remember, if at first you dont succeed, just add more humor and try again!