Life is not the way its supposed to be; its the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference.
I don’t believe in fate or destiny. I believe in various degrees of hatred, paranoia, fear, and regression.
You can spend your whole life imagining ghosts and worries, but its better to just let yourself be free.
The only thing Im afraid of is fear.
I really believe in the law of attraction.
Your intentions create your reality.
I learned that you cant make people love you, but you can make them laugh.
Behind every great man, theres a woman rolling her eyes.
The better you feel about yourself, the less you feel the need to show off.
If youre not happy with who you are, you can change.
Life is a comedy. It’s just up to you to figure out how to write it.
You know, I think thats the key to being successful: If you can dream it, you can do it.
Ive always been a dreamer, not a schemer.
Acting is my way of experiencing life to the fullest.
Imagination is everything. It is the preview of lifes coming attractions.
You can’t get anywhere in life without going through a bit of pressure.
I cant tell you how much Ive been influenced by fear, but Ive also learned that it can be a powerful motivator.
Life is a playground, and laughter is the main attraction.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
I dont want to go through life being a lackluster version of myself.
With great wealth comes great responsibilityand an even greater need for humor.
The best way to be smart is to surround yourself with stupid people.
I hope that people can see that theres more to life than just the surface.
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
You are the creator of your own destiny. You can make it whatever you want.
Sometimes, you just have to say what the hell.
Every time I think of something great, I feel like theres no limit.
Dream big, chase your dreams, but dont forget to giggle along the way.
Its not about what you have, but what you make of it.
Courage is not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it.
Were all in this together, and laughter is the glue that holds us.
Life is a series of surprises, so embrace them with humor.
I think the greatest gift you can give is your time.
In the end, its not the years in your life that count; its the life in your years.
Humor, in essence, means happiness.
I wake up every morning and decide: today, Im going to be happy.
Lifes greatest treasures are your experiences.
Self-doubt can be a powerful force; humor is the antidote.
When you run out of explanation, just smile and keep going.
My motto is: Be bold, be brave, and have a sense of humor.
Joy and sorrow are connected; its a funny paradox.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Youve got to find your own reality before you can change it.
The imagination is the gateway to endless possibilities.
Never underestimate the power of a good laugh.