It’s not the size of the house that matters, but the size of the love inside it.
The grass is always greener when you’re using someone else’s fertilizer.
When humor goes, there goes civilization.
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Housework is a treadmill from which you never dismount.
You cant be afraid of what people will say, because youre never going to make them all happy.
I may not be the best mother, but I am the best at making breakfast for dinner.
The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.
Theres no such thing as an ordinary day in the life of a parent.
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it.
The hardest part of raising children is often staying sane yourself.
You know youre getting old when the little gray hairs start to peek out like friends you dont want to see.
Never underestimate the power of a woman with a vacuum cleaner.
Creating a family is not an accident; its an adventure.
Theres no way you can get a bad reputation if you never leave your house.
Sometimes I wish I could be a kid again; if only for a couple of hours.
If I ever get a chance to plant a tree, I want it to be in the shade of my front porch.
The most important thing in life is family… and home-cooked meals!
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s kind of the same thing.
Home is where you can be the messiest without judgment.
I’d rather have a messy home than a perfect one filled with stress.
Life isn’t perfect. The trick is to find the humor in the chaos.
No one ever said parenting would be easy; if they did, they must have been joking.
Being organized is the key to success… said no parent ever.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent, unless youre trying to make dinner.
Living in chaos is like being in a relationship with an octopus: it’s messy but incredibly entertaining.
You know you’re a mom when a trip to the grocery store feels like a vacation.
The best kind of happiness is a spontaneous road trip with the family.
Maturity is knowing when to hit the snooze button on your responsibilities.
Life is short; eat dessert first and worry about the rest later.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that laughter is the best parenting tool.
After all the chaos, there’s always a moment of silence; cherish it.
An empty house is a sad place; fill it with laughter and love.
Being a parent is like being an air traffic controller: its all about keeping things in the air.
Remember, the moments you think are ordinary are often the most extraordinary.
You havent truly lived until youve had a dance party in your kitchen.
Finding joy amid the mess is the true art of parenting.
At the end of the day, its the laughter that gets us through.
Every time I complain about the dishes, I remember that Im grateful weve had meals to eat.
If laughter isnt the best medicine, then Im definitely out of supplies.
In the life of a mom, humor is a survival skill.
Try laughing at your troubles; its a lot more fun than crying.
Being real is being comfortable in your imperfections.
Every family is a little crazy; embrace the chaos.