Leadership is like herding cats, but with more snacks.
A leader is a dealer in hope… and coffee.
Behind every great leader is a cat that wont leave them alone.
Good leaders dont create followers, they create more cats.
If at first you dont succeed, redefine success and blame it on the team.
Leaders are like tea bags; you dont know how strong they are until theyre in hot water.
Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because they want to do it.
It’s not about being right; its about being the loudest.
Great leaders are like great comedians: timing is everything!
I don’t need a cape to be bold; I just need a title.
In leadership, its important to know when to lead and when to take a nap.
The secret to being a good leader is to first become a good listenerunless the meeting is about snacks.
A leader should never be afraid to be a little silly; after all, laughter is bonding glue!
If you think youre leading and no one is following, youre just taking a walk.
Behind every successful leader is a team rolling their eyes.
A good leader knows the way. A great leader knows the buffet line.
Surround yourself with people who are smarter than you. That way, you can take the credit for their ideas.
Leadership is the only place where you can blame everyone else for your mistakes.
When life gives you lemons, make a leadership seminar!
The best leaders smile more than they sigh.
To be a leader, you need a visionand a good Wi-Fi connection.
If at first you dont succeed, delegate!
True leadership is when you give your team donuts and they give you GIFs.
Leaders are like GPS; they reroute when you stray, but sometimes you just want to go off-road.
A leader is someone who knows what they wantespecially when its lunch.
The road to leadership is paved with coffee and snacks.
Leaders should be like ducks: calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath.
Being a good leader is about making tough decisions and better playlists.
A great leader takes nothing for granted, except maybe their morning coffee.
Leadership is 90% listening and 10% pretending youre not scrolling through social media.
In leadership, the only thing more important than strategy is a sense of humor.
If you cant convince them, confuse them!
A good leader can tell a joke; a great leader can take the punchline.
Dont worry about mistakes; theyre just your teams creative expressions.
Leaders dont make mistakesthey create innovative solutions!
If your team isnt having fun, youre doing it wrong!
The best leaders know how to laugh at themselvesespecially when they trip over their own ideas.
Leaders who dont crack a smile should consider a career in fashion.
When in doubt, just add more glitter to your leadership style!
Adaptability is key for leaders, especially when the Wi-Fi goes down.
If leadership is an art, then snacks are the medium.
As a leader, you should aim for authenticity, but an occasional costume change doesnt hurt!
Success as a leader means being excellent at multitaskinglike pouring coffee while brainstorming.
Good leaders have vision; great leaders have a good sense of humor.
Remember, a great leader can turn a meeting into a fun partyeventually!