Karma is like a boomerang; it always comes back, but its still funny to watch it fly away first.
I told karma Id be nicenow I’m just waiting for the punchline!
Karma: when life gives you lemons, throw them back, and wait for a smoothie.
Im not a bad person, but karma and I have a complicated relationship.
They say revenge is a dish best served cold; karma just brings the ice cream.
Karma called; it wants to schedule a meeting with all my exes!
If karma is a dish, I must be a buffeteveryone’s taking a little something!
Sometimes I wonder if karma takes weekends off and then I see my ex.
Id like to thank karma for my sense of humor; it just keeps hitting me hard!
Karma is like a tight pair of jeans; just when you think youre in, it can be painfully funny.
Dont worry; karma has your backactually, its throwing a pie in your face!
I dont need a therapistIve got karma and a fantastic sense of irony.
You cant outrun karma, but you can definitely trip over it.
If karma had a personality, itd be that friend who always knows the best comebacks.
You can ignore karma, but itll still be lurking, ready to laugh at your missteps.
Karma: the universe’s way of keeping score while serving up giggles.
I believe in karma; its just too bad that my schedule is so booked!
When life gets you down, rememberkarmas still typing your revenge story!
If karma had a voice, itd whisper sarcastic remarks every time I mess up.
A bad day is just karma’s way of reminding you, This is gonna be funny later!
They say laughter is the best medicine, but karma might have a side effect.
Sometimes I think karma is just an overzealous stand-up comedian.
Im on a dietno good deeds for me! Karma can take that back!
I used to believe in good karma, but then I saw my neighbor’s cat.
Happiness is knowing karma is always just around the corner laughing.
I tried to be good, but karma still made me the punchline.
Karma has a sense of humorjust look at my last relationship!
If you think karma is a myth, just wait for the next family reunion.
Keep calm and let karma handle the aftermath.
I love karma; its like a cosmic joke without the punchline in sight.
Every time someone wrongs me, I just giggle and wait for karmas giggly return.
They say what goes around comes around; Im just hoping it stops for ice cream!
I might trip on my own karma, but at least Ill laugh while falling!
You might not see karma coming, but it sure knows how to crash a party!
I try to be nice, but sometimes karma just calls for a little slapstick!
Karma is proof that the universe has a great sense of humor.
The best part of karma? It never runs out of material.
Bad decisions may haunt you, but karma will steal the show with a wink!
My life is the perfect comedy, and karma writes all the best scenes.
You only live once, but karma gets to rewrite that story repeatedly!
I never worry about revenge; I just invite karma to the party!
Sometimes, karma just nudges me to remember my own advice.
Im not saying karma is my friend, but weve definitely shared some laughs.
If karma was a sport, Id be winning at the Most Humorous Falls!
In the grand tapestry of life, karma just loves to add a little comic relief!