In our family, we put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional!
Family: where life begins and love never endsunless someone steals my fries.
We may not have it all together, but together we have it all… plus a little chaos!
Our family is like fudgemostly sweet with a few nuts.
You know youre in a crazy family when you use the word normal as a punchline.
Why dont we ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when the family cant keep a secret!
Family: the only group of people you can be completely ridiculous with and still be loved.
My family is like a haunted house. Lots of screams and surprises!
If you think my family is crazy, you should meet the other side!
The family that laughs together stays togetheruntil dinner time.
There’s no such thing as a normal family; just different levels of crazy!
Home is where the heart is, and where whose turn is it to do the dishes never ends.
In our family, we do not hide our crazy; we parade it around like a trophy.
Our family isnt perfect, but we can definitely out-laugh anyone else!
Were a family of misfits, but we fit together like puzzle pieces… the ones you find under the couch.
What happens at family gatherings stays at family gatherings… unless it’s embarrassing!
Were all a little weird in this family, and thats what makes us fabulous.
Behind every great family is a story of love and giggles and a few eye rolls.
In our family, an argument usually ends with who gets the last piece of pizza!
Family: where laughter is the best medicine, but chaos is the prescription.
The key to a happy family? Lots of laughter and a little bit of insanity.
If family is everything, do we need a bigger house for all the craziness?
My family is like a sitcom; too many seasons and we still cant agree on the finale!
Family time: perfectly chaotic and never dull.
You can choose your friends, but your family will always choose the weirdest stories to tell at dinner.
Growing up in my family was like being in a live comedy show.
A family photo: one click, and a thousand stories to tell.
We may fight over the remote control, but we always pick the same snacks.
Our family motto: if you cant laugh at yourself, call meIll do it for you!
Family dinners: where every meal comes with a side of sarcasm.
Weve got plenty of love in this family and an unlimited supply of dad jokes!
Every family has that one member who keeps the rest of us entertainedthankfully, thats everyone in ours!
Some families are made of sticks and stones; ours is made of jokes and jellybeans.
Family is like a deck of cards; sometimes you need a joker to complete the game.
In our family, we dont do anything traditionallyexcept making a mess!
Family gatherings: where we practice our best skillseating and laughing!
We put the we in weird and the us in dysfunctional!
My family’s recipe for happiness: a dash of humor, a sprinkle of love, and lots of snacks!
We may not always see eye to eye, but we can sure roll our eyes in unison!
My family has the perfect mix of nuts, talent, and a healthy dose of crazy!
Thanksgiving with my family is just an excuse to argue over politics and eat pie!
In our family, the voices get louder, and the laughter gets crazier as the food disappears.
We may not be perfect, but were perfectly hilarious!
In this family, love is not just in the air; its in the food fights and pillow wars!
Never underestimate the power of a family that laughs togetherespecially when theyre plotting for pizza night!