Jesus took wheel rental to a whole new level!
Can I get an amen? Or maybe just a coffee?
Jesus walked on water; I just walk on coffee!
When life gives you lemons, make a miracle smoothie.
I asked Jesus to take the wheel; he suggested a better route.
Jesus: the original multitaskerhe fed 5000 while skimming stones!
Forget the ‘last supper.’ Im all about the ‘last snack.’
Why did Jesus never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from omniscience!
Jesus walks into a bar, says, ‘Ill have the usual miracle.’
Loaves and fishes? More like loaves and wishes!
I cant wait for Jesus to turn water into wine, but first, coffee!
Jesus didnt have Wi-Fi, but still made incredible connections.
Jesus and I have a deal: I sin, He saves, and I eat gluten.
Jesus: turning Sunday into a fun day since forever!
Did Jesus have a favorite pizza topping? Holy pepperoni!
You think your family reunions are awkward? Try the last supper!
Jesus was the ultimate friend: always there when you need divine intervention.
If Jesus had a pet, it would probably be a miracle dog!
Why did Jesus always bring a ladder? To reach new heights of faith.
You can’t spell ‘heaven’ without ‘even,’ but you can spell ‘drama’ without ‘Mary.’
Why did Jesus always carry a backpack? Because miracles need supplies!
Jesus loved a good punHe was the cross between divine and humorous!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because Jesus turned it into wine!
If only my faith was as strong as my coffee!
Jesus had a way of turning tablesand the conversation!
They say laughter is the best medicine; Jesus must have been a doctor!
Ever seen Jesus bake bread? Its a holy rise!
If Jesus played soccer, hed definitely make amazing goal miracles!
You think your workouts tough? Jesus lifted some serious spiritual weight!
Holy moly, look at those bread rolls rise!
You cant spell gospel without spelllets keep it magical!
Why didnt Jesus use social media? He was too busy spreading the Word!
Mary had a little lamb, but Jesus had the ultimate flock!
When Jesus said turn the other cheek, He definitely didnt mention which side first!
Why did Jesus break up with His calculator? He found a way to multiply love!
Three days later and they thought He was just taking a long nap!
Whats Jesus favorite dance move? The holy roller!
If Jesus were here today, Hed probably rock out at karaoke night!
Why did the apostle bring a ladder? To reach for heavenly heights!
Jesus loves a good punevery miracle deserves a punchline!
If Jesus were a chef, every meal would be divine!
Jesus never needed a GPS, He navigated with faith!
If life gives you trials, make spiritual gains!
Why was Jesus always calm? Because He had divine Zen!
He turned water into wine; Im still just trying to find my missing socks!