Quotable Chaos – The Best Deadpool Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great irresponsibility.

I’m not a hero. I’m a bad-ass anti-hero.

I’m just a socially awkward, mentally unstable mercenary.

I’m not even a real superhero. I’m just a dude in a red suit.

You can’t spell ‘smug’ without ‘mug.’

I’m gonna do what I do best: I’m gonna make it up as I go.

The only thing I hate more than people is people who love people.

I’m like a bad penny; I always turn up.

You’re just jealous because I’m a real superhero.

I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse—mainly because I’m holding a sword.

I’m not a monster, I’m just drawn that way.

My love for you is like Deadpool’s costume—unbreakable and sewn together in weird places.

I’m a complicated guy with a complex past.

Sometimes the hero wins; sometimes the anti-hero just gets a burrito.

I’m not asking for much. Just a little chaos in my life.

Superheroes are for people who can’t deal with their issues like adults.

You can’t stop a legend, especially a disturbed one.

I’m like a cockroach: you can’t get rid of me.

Sure, I’m a little self-absorbed, but I’m also delightfully charming.

A wise man once said… ‘Actually, I could use some tacos right now.’

My life is like an action movie, but with way more jokes.

I kill people for a living. It’s kinda like being a dentist.

The only thing I take seriously is my chimichangas.

Don’t judge me; I’m a complex individual with a complicated backstory.

I’m a blend of hyperactive chaos and borderline insanity.

Why so serious? Let’s murder some bad guys and have a taco!

My motto: Why not both?

I’m not afraid of dying; I’m afraid of dying un-funny.

Evil has a new face, and it’s a handsome one!

You can’t spell ‘dead’ without ‘deadpool’.

Chaos is my middle name; Deadpool is my game.

Why fit in when you were born to stand out—and wear a red suit?

I never met a villain I didn’t instantly dislike.

Life is a party; I’m just the pinata waiting to burst.

My heart is as big as my ego—I’m more than okay with that.

All the world’s a stage, and I’m just the loudest player.

Remember, kids: If you can’t be good, be good at being bad.

Great heroes may save the world, but I’m just here for the laughs.

Who needs a cape when you’ve got this much sarcasm?

I bring all my weapons to a movie marathon.

Life is too short not to wear a costume every day.

I’m pretty sure my spirit animal is a taco.

Why chase villains when you can dance through life?

Let’s face it; I’m the best at being me.