I’ve made a huge mistake.
There’s always money in the banana stand.
Well, I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
No touching!
I can’t believe I have to say this, but I don’t want to be a part of this.
The world is a mess, but at least we have each other.
Ive got a job now, so Im in a bit of a pickle.
For the first time, I feel like Im a part of something.
I’m not a monster; I’m just a misunderstood genius.
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
Im not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
Im a people person!
Instead of just being a maid, we could be a family.
I dont know what Im doing, but Im still doing it.
Never let your guard downespecially with a family like this.
Our family is like a messy puzzle, and Im missing a piece.
Youre my favorite little thing!
Its not a lie if you believe it.
Sometimes, you have to find the humor in the chaos.
Ive created a monster, and I need to take responsibility.
We’re all just one big happy dysfunctional family.
Learning to communicate is like learning to ride a bike… if the bike were on fire.
I just want to be the perfect son, but I keep failing.
You know what they say: when life hands you lemons, make lemonade.
I’ll have you know I’m a successful adult in my own right!
Im too old for this crap, but here I am!
A surprise party? You know I hate surprises!
Somebodys gotta keep the dream alive, even if its ridiculous.
Every time I think I’m out, they pull me back in.
You cant spell ‘disaster’ without ‘Ezra.’
Im not just a banana; Im a banana in a banana stand!
The only thing I can count on is my inability to count.
I think theres something wrong with my family tree… its missing a few branches.
Welcome to my lifeplease check your sanity at the door.
Theres no such thing as a bad ideaonly poorly executed ones.
In a family like this, you never know what to expect!
Life is a series of unfortunate eventsthankfully, Im good at laughing at them.
Only in this family could chaos be considered normal.
I spent my childhood avoiding growing up, and I nailed it!
Living in denial is my superpower.
Its not that I cant grow up; I just choose not to.
Sometimes, the best adventures are the ones that go completely awry.
When things get tough, just remember: theres always the banana stand!
Whats family without a little chaos, right?
Welcome to the circus; enjoy the show!