It’s not a lie if you believe it.
Serenity now, insanity later.
No soup for you!
Im not a bad guy. Im just a guy who makes bad choices.
You know how to take the reservation, you just dont know how to hold the reservation.
The sea was angry that day, my friends.
Im out there for you, Im rooting for you. Were all in this together.
Yada yada yada.
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
Its a show about nothing!
I dont want to be a pirate!
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Not that theres anything wrong with that.
A Festivus for the rest of us!
I am master of my domain.
I cant spare a square.
The jerk store called, theyre running out of you!
I don’t need your pity. Just your money.
Im really a very nice guy.
I have a lot of questions. Where do I start?
You cant make people love you.
Whats the deal with airline food?
Unagi is a state of total awareness.
Were still in the game!
You can’t be a part of the conversation if you’re not invited.
Were all just trying to make it through the day.
Too much repetition can be a bad thing.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what youre gonna get.
Just because youre in a relationship doesnt make you a couple.
The key to a happy life is no expectations.
Being single is just a state of mind.
Always leave them wanting more.
The everyday struggles are what make us human.
If you don’t love your job, you’ll never be happy.
I cant believe I forgot that line!
In the end, it’s the little things that matter.
Why cant we all just get along?
Friendship is what you make of it.
The world needs more laughter.
Sometimes its just better to go with the flow.
You never know who youll meet on the way.
Were a product of our experiences.
Optimism is key to resilience.
Learning to laugh at yourself is a great talent.
The beauty of life is in its imperfections.