It’s showtime!
Im a ghost with the most, babe.
Never trust the living.
Whats your question?
Live people ignore the strange and unusual.
You can’t scare me, I’m already dead.
I just want my house back!
You know, it’s your funeral.
A little bit of a scare can go a long way.
I don’t want to oversell myself, but Im kind of a big deal.
Hey, you want to play a game?
This is not a good time!
I love the smell of brimstone in the morning.
Ill be the first to say it: I was a little too dead.
Your story may not be perfect, but its yours.
You dont know the half of it.
Youll never get rid of me.
The afterlife’s not so bad, once you get used to it.
Were not here to hurt you, just to help you… go away.
Being dead isnt all its cracked up to be.
I know the names of all the dead people!
Time to make the donuts.
Youre a real piece of work, you know that?
Goodbye, cruel world!
I dont think you understand who youre dealing with.
It’s a little on the nose, dont you think?
Just because Im dead doesnt mean Im out of the picture.
I prefer the term bio-exorcist.
Theres nothing I love more than a good scare.
You dont scare me; I scare you!
Make like a tree and leave!
I like my coffee like I like my ghosts: hauntingly good.
Death has its privileges!
Trick or treat, smell my feet!
Can you handle the strangeness?
Ill take my chances with the undead.
This isnt a house; its a mausoleum!
Everything is so much greener on this side!
Dont follow my lead; Im not really a role model.
I have a thing for the unconventional.
Im not haunting you; Im enhancing your experience!
The living need to lighten up!
You dont know fear until youve seen the other side.
Im fabulous, and Im dead.
Creepys my middle name!