Its so fluffy, Im gonna die!
Im having a bad, bad day.
Dinner is not ready!
I’m not a villain; I’m a bad hero.
Youre so small and cute!
I’ve got a great plan!
It’s not for me, but my unicorn loves it!
Sometimes, you just have to let your inner villain out.
Youll never get away with this, Gru!
I’m a very bad girl.
Behold the unicorn!
Why is the room spinning? Oh, its you.
Just because youre cute doesnt mean you can be a villain!
Merchandising, thats where the real money is.
The world doesnt know it yet, but I’m planning to change it!
My minions are my true friends.
Things are about to get ugly!
I smile because I have no idea whats going on.
Evil is not an option; it’s a lifestyle!
Im going to steal the moon!
Watch out, world; here I come!
The greatest heist of all time is on!
You cant spell villain without I!
You think Im cute? Wait till you see my evil side!
Its time to unleash the minions!
Chaos is just another word for fun!
Being bad never felt so good!
In a world of heroes, I choose to be the villain!
Victory is just a plan away!
Who needs love when you have evil schemes?
Im just a misunderstood genius.
A little mischief goes a long way!
My heart is three sizes too small!
Plans are only as good as the minions executing them.
Transforming the mundane into chaos!
Evil laughs are the best kind of laughs.
Never underestimate the power of a good disguise.
Despicable? More like spectacular!
Lifes too short for boring plans.
Villains have feelings too, you know!
A villains work is never done!
Taking over the world, one banana at a time!
Why be good when you can be great?
Even evil needs a day off!
My heart belongs to my minions!