It’s like deja vu all over again.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
You can observe a lot just by watching.
If you don’t know where you’re going, you might not get there.
The future ain’t what it used to be.
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.
Never answer an anonymous letter.
Baseball is ninety percent mental; the other half is physical.
It gets late early out there.
We made too many wrong mistakes.
You got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.
If you cant imitate him, dont copy him.
The only thing we got is a little time.
I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
It aint the heat, its the humility.
Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.
Slump? I ain’t in no slump. I just ain’t hitting.
Today is the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday.
If the world were perfect, it wouldnt be.
I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
You can’t hit and think at the same time.
If you think youre in good shape, youre not.
I don’t know if they were men or women, but they were heroes.
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
I had a dream that I saw my dream. It was confusing.
I don’t really want to see the world; I just want to know what it’s like.
The only reason to wear a jacket is when its chilly outside.
You can’t think and hit at the same time.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
If people dont want to come out to the ballpark, how are you going to stop them?
You cant get much done in life if you only work on the days you feel good.
I never said most of the things I said.
Half the lies they tell about me arent true.
There are some people who, if they dont already have a solution, will just go to the doctor.
Im not a bad guy, but I dont want to be judged for it.
If I didn’t know how to run, I wouldn’t be here.
You got to be careful if you dont know where youre going.
I made a wrong mistake.
We are all fools, just differently.
Im not looking to be a big star; I just want to make a living.
Who needs action when you can sit back with a cold beverage?
If you hit the ball, it will find the hole.
A good day starts with a good cup of coffee and a great attitude.